A high school banned the marching band from playing Fall Out Boy songs because the lyrics were suggestive.

A marching band

Isn’t allowed to play Fall Out Boy 

Because of suggestive lyrics

Marching bands are instrumental

The High School Band Can’t Play Fall Out Boy Songs Because The Lyrics Are Suggestive by Panic! At The Disco.


  • *hears noises at night*:well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
  • *gets shampoo in my eyes*:I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
  • *heart is beating fast*:I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
  • *a cop walks by*:here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
  • *taking a test*:don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
  • *gets a sunburn*:great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
  • *tripping over something*:I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
  • *period is late*:shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary